Y’all suck big hairy balls. The only reader who contributed to my Cruise Playlist (from here) was my friend, Peter Butternuts. That isn’t his real name. I know this news is disappointing.
In the spirit of full disclosure, however, these were the first three songs he contributed before I accidentally deleted them from the playlist:
Maybe it’s me but I don’t think I’ll be listening to these songs while enjoying a beautiful sunset. I could be wrong. Also, I think Peter is trying to tell me something but I just can’t put my finger on it. He’s so subtle.
If you’re a music freak, you can slip into his blog here to read about all his concert adventures. Tell him I sent you and then give him the middle finger for me. Then give the finger to yourself because you didn’t even make one Cruise Playlist suggestion.
I will be on vacation this week but I have scheduled a few posts to go up while I’m gone. Check in, make a comment or two and make me feel missed. That is your penance.
Update: Peter would like for me to point out that these were not the first three songs he added. I am sorry for that oversight. He first added “Thunder Island” by Jay Ferguson. After I song shamed him, he added the above three.
Now ALL my readers are taking 70’s Cheesy Song Showers, Peter. I hope you’re happy.
Okay…and please let me know that you got my comment about playlist songs!!!! I am hoping that it just needs to be approved or something because I don’t see it! I will cut someone.
It was there! I’m a control freak and approve each comment. And I’m so glad you’re here!
Let me clear a few inaccuracies up. These were not the first three songs I posted. There was a song before these three. It was a serious one. This was her response. In the spirit if full disclosure. “That’s it? That’s all you got in that great big fucking musical noggin of yours? You would actually listen to that song while drinking alcoholic beverage looking at the ocean? I must know. That song makes me want to take a shower. And not a sexy shower. Like one to get clean.” After these songs there were serious additions.
And if you like her so much where was your contribution?
How many different forums have you bitched about this on? Damn.
Well evidently i can’t follow directions because i went to spotify and couldn’t find you. 😦 Enjoy the cruise and i would have added mine and Lowell’ s favorite Love Will Keep Us Together” 💗💗💗💗💗
Ha ha! Always the romantic. I’m there. Either under my Facebook name or hailkingash. Thanks, Rob!