Y’all suck big hairy balls. The only reader who contributed to my Cruise Playlist (from here) was my friend, Peter Butternuts. That isn’t his real name. I know this news is disappointing.
In the spirit of full disclosure, however, these were the first three songs he contributed before I accidentally deleted them from the playlist:
Maybe it’s me but I don’t think I’ll be listening to these songs while enjoying a beautiful sunset. I could be wrong. Also, I think Peter is trying to tell me something but I just can’t put my finger on it. He’s so subtle.
If you’re a music freak, you can slip into his blog here to read about all his concert adventures. Tell him I sent you and then give him the middle finger for me. Then give the finger to yourself because you didn’t even make one Cruise Playlist suggestion.
I will be on vacation this week but I have scheduled a few posts to go up while I’m gone. Check in, make a comment or two and make me feel missed. That is your penance.
Update: Peter would like for me to point out that these were not the first three songs he added. I am sorry for that oversight. He first added “Thunder Island” by Jay Ferguson. After I song shamed him, he added the above three.
Now ALL my readers are taking 70’s Cheesy Song Showers, Peter. I hope you’re happy.