My 4th of July post from last year. What? Don’t look at me like that, damn it. I’m recycling.
Thanks to my friend Fred for posting this on Facebook earlier. I’m pretty sure this actually happened. It’s history, people. And fuck you, Hitler.
Later today, my family and I will make our once a year sacred journey to Crazy Bill’s Fireworks. I don’t think it’s very safe to house that many things that go boom in a giant metal trailer under the hot Alabama sun but Crazy Bill does. I usually sit in the car and people watch while E and the kids head inside to pick out the personal explosives which will best sum up our pride in America on this day. Because what says freedom like the ability to choose to burn your taint off in one horrifyingly painful and very funny (for others) YouTube video if you damned well want to? Nothing.
I’ve noticed an escalation in the quest to be the craziest firework vendor this…
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