Hey, y’all. Welcome to my blog. I know this Bio really should be in third person and sound more pompous and official and braggadocious but that just isn’t me. Plus I really have no accomplishments to speak of other than co-starring in the production of two human beings who have actually lived to see their 12th and 16th birthdays while staying married to the same man for 22 years. Trust that the only people more surprised by this than I am are the people who know me best.
I hope you get a laugh or two while you’re here. Thanks for stopping by.
Steph On The Rocks 
I’m gonig to share this on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, Foursquare, Snapchat and GooglePlus …. oh, and maybe even MySpace if you’re lucky! 😉
I’m really excited about the MySpace share! I’d better reinforce the blog so it doesn’t crash! Seriously, thank you for trying and I hope you don’t get in trouble with work. Just tell them you thought it was a cooking blog. 😉
Steph…You Rock!! Keep up the awesome posts!
You rock, E-Dawg. YOU fucking rock. ❤
Hi, thank you for your awesome article so many years ago about my ShampBooze. I just wanted to let you know first I have a kickstarter for my ShampBooze II. It’s like the first but this one dispenses real shampoo while hiding 17 oz of alcohol, saving cruisers hundreds off their bar tab. Any publicity and new articles to get this kickstarter funded would be awesome!